Invasion of the Snails
It seems we have a slight snail problem at Old Church Cottage, they are taking over. It seems they are most facinated by the toilet seat, the shower curtain, the front door and the outside front mat. They appear to have a death wish, the ‘crunch’ of a snail stuck to your shoe is a now common occurrence at night and it’s somewhat normality to have a snail catching a cheeky eyeful whilst you’re in the tub.
Beware of the snails, they are coming.